the hospital school
Things that I've learned so far
1. Politics take place at lunchtime. Backstabbing, lobbying, (bribery), secret handshakes, etc - the usual political stuff.. *yawn*
2. Most she-doctors and staffs who are not nice are not good looking, at all. I'm cruel, whatever.
3. Most surgeons think they rule the world hence tend to belittle everyone else.
4. Physicians are nicer than surgeons.
If only I can invent a nice-meter that goes beeping going nearer to someone cruel, then only I can produce a paper entitled, "Physicians vs. Surgeons: Nature vs. Nurture. A Paper Looking Into Behavioural Difference Among Physicians & Surgeons."
Nice. (And I'll name my invention something like NICEX 1000).
5. Cute he-staffs are fast access and therapeutics whenever you need them. Thank God for them.
6. A dynamic combo translates: too young and too cute to become a senior doctor, too brilliant not to, too humble for someone too brilliant, too nice and too cute to be resisted. Did I mention too cute twice?
7. Be careful of what you're saying, on some days you'll ended up eating your own spit.
8. The amount of calories in a large pack of crisps are calculated as: cholesterol plaques on your coronary arteries, extra flat tyres on your tummy, extra chicken wings (your own wings to be exact).
9. Exercise is good to boost your immune system. Apparently all of the daily walkings are not considered as an exercise. Squashy racket please!
10. My mum is great. She knows her daughter very well. She gave her tempoyak and ikan bilis goreng cili api to be eaten with steaming hot rice whenever she's too busy (lazy) to cook afterwork. She loves her unconditionally.
Learned just about enough for the day. Let's go and eat nasik with tempoyak!
1. Politics take place at lunchtime. Backstabbing, lobbying, (bribery), secret handshakes, etc - the usual political stuff.. *yawn*
2. Most she-doctors and staffs who are not nice are not good looking, at all. I'm cruel, whatever.
3. Most surgeons think they rule the world hence tend to belittle everyone else.
4. Physicians are nicer than surgeons.
If only I can invent a nice-meter that goes beeping going nearer to someone cruel, then only I can produce a paper entitled, "Physicians vs. Surgeons: Nature vs. Nurture. A Paper Looking Into Behavioural Difference Among Physicians & Surgeons."
Nice. (And I'll name my invention something like NICEX 1000).
5. Cute he-staffs are fast access and therapeutics whenever you need them. Thank God for them.
6. A dynamic combo translates: too young and too cute to become a senior doctor, too brilliant not to, too humble for someone too brilliant, too nice and too cute to be resisted. Did I mention too cute twice?
7. Be careful of what you're saying, on some days you'll ended up eating your own spit.
8. The amount of calories in a large pack of crisps are calculated as: cholesterol plaques on your coronary arteries, extra flat tyres on your tummy, extra chicken wings (your own wings to be exact).
9. Exercise is good to boost your immune system. Apparently all of the daily walkings are not considered as an exercise. Squashy racket please!
10. My mum is great. She knows her daughter very well. She gave her tempoyak and ikan bilis goreng cili api to be eaten with steaming hot rice whenever she's too busy (lazy) to cook afterwork. She loves her unconditionally.
Learned just about enough for the day. Let's go and eat nasik with tempoyak!
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