Sunday, April 01, 2007

You know the exam is near when..

  • the moment you wake up in the morning you've already started planning what time you're gonna sleep next
  • if you have to choose between eat and sleep, it's sleep definitely
  • your regular meal is almost always a packet of crisps with a cup of coffee
  • money has no value over time; you do your groceries at the nearest convenient shop which sells things triple the price in Aldi, Tesco & Dunnes Stores
  • money has no value over happiness; you are ready to swipe your approaching-the-limit student's credit card for a little happiness over retail therapy
  • you realized after the exam finishes you're gonna regret every single thing you've bought using your credit card but you don't give a damn about it, at least for now
  • you craved for the most impossible food such as your mum's nasi lemak sambal sotong with sayur kangkung and started crying when you think about it
  • you have chipped lips and they hurt so damn much; you don't care that you walk with your lips sexily pouted and shiny all applied in petroleum jelly
  • you don't get your friend's typical conspicuous pranks and take things very seriously; made yourself more susceptible to fall into lame April fool jokes
  • you have vasomotor rhinitis and started hating yourself for it
  • you developed OCD over flossing after meals, dusts and hand washings
  • you have nightmares and cry in your sleep
Thank God for the friends that help keeping the mind sane and functioning.